So any word on an actual function or purpose?
As I said I've had this
forever. If it's a sign of kundalini awakening or something, I'm rather disappointed in this whole enlightenment business! lol

I mean gee, imagine this conversation:
New Age Hippie: "Dude there is this enlightened master who can teach you this method of practice that will bring you to the highest level of being!"
Me: "Really? What's it all about?"
Hippie: "Well his lineage goes all the way back to the ancient monks of 惛 憨 mountain!"
Me: "Whoa! You speak Chinese?"
Hippie: "Yeah man! I learned it from the master!"
Me: "Chinese?"
Hippie: "No! The practice."
Me: "Oh yeah, so what's it all about?"
Hippie: "Well you sit in this difficult high level yogic posture for three hours a day for ten years, fast several days a week, swear off of sex, and take these REALLY AWESOME herbs!"
Me: "Dude. No sex? That sounds hard."
Hippie: "It is really hard. But afterword you're totally enlightened!"
Me: (scratches head) "What exactly does that mean?"
Hippie: "Well, for one thing, my ears won't stop ringing!"
Me: "What?"
Hippie: "My ears won't stop ringing!"
Me: "Your ears?"
Hippie: "Dude, listen to what I'm saying! My ears won't stop ringing. It means I'm enlightened!"
Me: " Really? You're not serious are you?"
Hippie: "Dead serious man. I'm totally wise now."
Me: "That's cool... well..."
Hippie: "There's a new seminar next week. It's only like $800! You're chakras will totally be blown AWAY!"
Me: "I'm kinda busy next week..."
Hippie: "Bummer man! The next Seminar won't be until next year."
Me: (long pause) "That's okay. I'll be busy then too."