QUOTE(sifu wolf @ May 8 2008, 10:30 PM)

Once upon a time a pilgrim from Bagdad met up with the plague 50 miles out of town. You look like your up to no good said the pilgrim to the plague. Im off to kill 5000 people in Bagdad replied the plague, and they went there separate ways. One week later the pilgrim, on returning to Bagdad, met up once again with the very same plague. You told me you were going to kill 5000 people, i heard that you killed 50,000. No, no, said the plague. I only killed 5000 people, the rest died of fright. Sifu Wolf
judging by recent history these arab sob's are the least easily frigntened folks on the face of the earth, so you may wanna reconsider the location of yr little fable.